Something to do instead of work

"I guess we’ll have to add a groveling mode to the 2011 game."

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:51:06 -0600

“I guess we’ll have to add a groveling mode to the 2011 game.”

- designer of EA Sports’ Tiger Woods (via meltinyourmouth)

Ugh tomorrow is sort of a big day, I finally hear back whether I got into Stanford MBA or not, a little bit nervous!! Every time I think about it I have trouble breathing a little bit, that's normal right?

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:39:37 -0600

Video

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:15:19 -0600

Hi there, this is Mike Donnelly. I work over here at the recreational center. To be honest with you I pretty much run the place ha, ha, ha. Is this ah Pat Gyles? Good, Good. Hey, hope everything's going great in your fine town of er Avery? Edward! Ha, ha, ha. Say, the reason I'm calling is I wanted to tell you a little bit about the candidacy of Al Donnelly. Al Donnelly's a guy with a dream. His dream is to become governor of this great state of Washington. Hell, every guy's got his dream, am I right? Between you, me and the wall here, I doozy myself last night. Ha ha, ha, ha. Get this: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle give me the finger, and a duck! Now, I don't know ha, ha, ha. Are you crying? Oh my lord. I am sorry honey, please don't ! Could you get your daddy on the phone. No, don't hang up please I...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:45:07 -0600

As some of you may or may not know, I am on the committee for...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:33:50 -0600

As some of you may or may not know, I am on the committee for the Chicago Dance Marathon to benefit the Children’s Miracle Network. It is an event that has happened at schools across the country and this is the first year we have done it in an urban setting. I’m reaching out to some of my tumblr friends and beyond in the hopes of helping me reach my goal of raising $500 by March 6th for this great cause. I’ve already put $100 of my own money toward the cause. I know many of us, myself included, are strapped for cash but…. it would be great if you any of you feel like giving to click-thru to my donation page. Whatever is always welcome, $50, $20, $10, or $5. Every little bit helps, I appreciate any help from my tumblr buddies!

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Saturday, March 6, 2010 at the Hyatt Regency McCormick Place

CHICAGO Dance Marathon is one of Chicago’s newest and most unique philanthropic events. This 13.1 hour Dance Marathon event is organized exclusively by and for- young professionals in the Chicago land area with all proceeds to benefit Children’s Memorial Hospital. CHICAGO Dance Marathon will be the first ever Urban Dance Marathon.

staceyjoy: My last words will be, “Yeah, I had that coming.”

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:30:00 -0600

staceyjoy:

My last words will be, “Yeah, I had that coming.”

Guitar Hero Christmas Lights

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:32:21 -0600

Guitar Hero Christmas Lights

Has anyone on here been to Chicago Snowball?

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:48:49 -0600

Don't get too excited about Thursday's Jersey Shore- MTV won't be showing Snooki getting punched.

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:14:00 -0600

Don't get too excited about Thursday's Jersey Shore- MTV won't be showing Snooki getting punched.:

Such a tease and a double standard. While a man hitting a woman is a crime, so is a man hitting another man and they show that. It sort of reminds me of my nipple argument; you can show man nipple but not female nipple. What gives TV?

allthingsalishan:

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MTV is a cock tease

lifewithliz: bowlsby: Dear guy who wears huge puffy scarf...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:58:06 -0600

lifewithliz:

bowlsby:

Dear guy who wears huge puffy scarf regardless of location,

You are not in fact as cool as you think you are. It is cold outside I get that, but it is not however cold at your cubicle or at the club on a Saturday. You didn’t leave your jacket on did you? No you didn’t. Instead you thought, “How can I come off as a huge doucher without getting bottle service.” Well mission accomplished you look like Justin Timberlake’s out of work, not all-there-in-the-head brother. You are one step above that guy that always wears a fedora. Know your limits, some people can pull it off, and props to them, you sure cannot, now take it off or return to your overplayed gap commercial.

Sincerely,

The guy who will most likely follow this trend 2 years later

I LOVE this scarf. It’s different for girls right?

Yes, it is fine for girls. Just not a fan of the guys rocking the huge scarves at bars.

Dear guy who wears huge puffy scarf regardless of location, You...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 13:08:48 -0600

Dear guy who wears huge puffy scarf regardless of location,

You are not in fact as cool as you think you are. It is cold outside I get that, but it is not however cold at your cubicle or at the club on a Saturday. You didn’t leave your jacket on did you? No you didn’t. Instead you thought, “How can I come off as a huge doucher without getting bottle service.” Well mission accomplished you look like Justin Timberlake’s out of work, not all-there-in-the-head brother. You are one step above that guy that always wears a fedora. Know your limits, some people can pull it off, and props to them, you sure cannot, now take it off or return to your overplayed gap commercial.

Sincerely,

The guy who will most likely follow this trend 2 years later

James “Big Lumber” Eayrs, a senior on the Milwaukee men’s...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:57:04 -0600

James “Big Lumber” Eayrs, a senior on the Milwaukee men’s basketball team, is a men’s basketball correspondent for the HLN Blog discussing how his burrito order is simliar to his dream team of a basketball team.

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My Perfect Team

My burrito begins with a healthy serving of rice. It is the point guard to my burrito, holding everything together. Next, my main ingredient, double chicken. It fills my stomach like a center should fill the lane. Next in line, my salsas. It’s the small forward of my burrito, adding spice…the high-flying entertainment for my taste buds. Next up, the cheese and sour cream. It serves as my power forward, cleaning up the glass like I’ll have to clean these ingredients from my face. Rounding out my starters, at off-guard, the lettuce. Its crunch adds the texture that anchors my backcourt.

And you can’t forget guacamole, providing the perfect atmosphere for my fillings to be enjoyed to their full potential. It’s the Panther Pack of my burrito. Lastly, the tortilla. It makes everything to work as one, just like coach Jeter.

Maturity: It’s not for everybody. After spending several...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:32:39 -0600

Maturity: It’s not for everybody.

After spending several hours at a happy hour, several friends and I decided to wingman for our buddy at a local wine and cheese party for some rando reason. We show (minus any sort of party gift, read: wine or cheese) and proceed to open several bottles of wine, while everyone else consumed the already opened bottles. Throughout the next two hours we do not talk to a single soul but proceed to consume as much cheese as we can, followed by eating a significant amount of the pigs in a blanket. However instead of eating them, we took the hot dogs out of all of the croisants and just left the rolls sitting on the table while we consumed little smokies. People were impressed with our maturity.

Dear Lord, Take me out of the cold. I know I said I...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 12:19:26 -0600

Dear Lord,

Take me out of the cold. I know I said I wouldn’t go to Miami till the 1st, but I’d like to leave now. Mucho gusto.

This girl just wants to party, since when is that a crime. I...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:48:14 -0600

This girl just wants to party, since when is that a crime. I love her statement.

muppetpants: Miley Cyrus - Party In The USA. I don’t...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:35:09 -0600

muppetpants:

Miley Cyrus - Party In The USA.

I don’t regret this at all. Miley gets it going.

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Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:05:10 -0600

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iamgreenman: Why the hell is Hester wearing a breathe right strip on his nose? He’s not even in...

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 13:25:01 -0600

iamgreenman:

Why the hell is Hester wearing a breathe right strip on his nose? He’s not even in uniform.

carolinaceline: On second thought, maybe its not such a bad...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:16:52 -0600

carolinaceline:

On second thought, maybe its not such a bad idea to have a dry wedding…?

"Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive."

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:03:15 -0600

“Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.”

- Josephine Hart

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