Typical
| Guy A: | Wow Taylor Swift is way hot. |
| Me: | Yeah, but she's a giant. Isn't she like 6'1 or something? |
| Guy A: | Yeah but greeeaat body. |
| Me: | Not much going on in the upper deck though is there? |
| Guy A: | I don't know she has a good body though. I'd rather have no chest and just a great ass, than the other way around. |
| Me: | Really? I'd rather just have both be decent, just proportionate. |
| Guy A: | Not me, I just want a nice ass. |
| Me: | So basically you want to make love to a girl who is built like a 12 yr old. Is that what you're saying? |
| Guy A: | Yes basically. |
| Me: | That's disturbing |
| Guy A: | Oh god, can we keep this between us? |
