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pic one of my 6th graders drew. he did the shawn michaels intro for me— from my buddy doing teach for America in Hawaii. He also informed me that the student also did the Shawn Michaels wwf entrance for him as well

Evidently my dad hung out with Tiger Woods this weekend, thanks for the heads up pops.
Just got done packing for my thanksgiving trip to cali to visit the fam and realized everything I packed is either packed as a joke, for the bowlsby family turkey bowl or looks like it belongs in the suitcase of an 8 yr old. I probably need to throw some socially acceptable clothes in there as well in order to compliment my selection of jhorts (jean shorts) and ugly holiday sweaters.
When I started this sad state of affairs a year and a half ago, I think there were four or five people on Tumblr. One of whom, Literally, Genevieve Clare, was a part of the inspiration for Loafersansocks. Reckner found that blog through a friend and then we all became pals — either real or internet. In the last year, I’ve encountered a ton of blogs on Tumblr that are great. I wanted to take a minute to recognize some of those. You won’t see any of the blogs that are constantly seen on the POPULAR portion of Tumblr. These are just people I’ve run across either because they showed interest in my blog or because I ran into them on the vast interwebz. (In no particular order)
** Note I did have an ulterior motive for putting this up… Reckner constantly asks me to send her a list of good blogs. Here’s the list.
I may or may not have squealed out of excitement when I read this post…And I know he said in no particular order…but he probably didn’t really mean that. Thanks Loafers! I thoroughly enjoy your blog as well!
EEEEEEE!!!! (squeals)
The fact someone actually sees my blog is a rather new development, I am excited however to now follow each of these people
We hosted our 3rd annual Turkey Day with some friends in the Chi and to say it was a bit much would be a gross under-estimation. Between ten people we went through 13 bottles of wine, and I think only 5 people were drinking them. In addition, had an incredible spread of appetizers including shrimp, crab, various dips, and bruschetta, and then a main course that featured a 23 lb turkey that we dominated. Right now though the only thing getting me through this massive vino induced hangover is the thought of having turkey leftovers when I get home, which judging by my lack of productivity today will be sooner rather than later.

I’m finding it really difficult to concentrate due to the shortened week before Thanksgiving. Today, my company is throwing a potluck for lunch which just decreases my productivity even more.
I think tylercoates said it best: I’m pretty much treating the next three days of work like I did the two days before Thanksgiving break in college. They can make me show up, but they can’t make me care.

that’s whats so fucking cool about dating a socialite. she’s going to have so many rad stories about how one time at the
- Paper
- GQ
- Sassy
launch afteryparty she was talked to by
- Jude “Fucking” Law (he added the “Fucking”)
- a fat mime in a little coat
- Michael Cera, on a three day meth binge
and how
- nobody likes a quitter
- racists dont tip
- fat people know where all the exits are
its like playing Mad Libs except there’s cocaine everywhere. sort of like my 8th grade graduation.

New sprite green. Less calories less sugar real juice. Evidently great with vodka. Chicago first test market. It’s not bad